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The Zodiac Temperament
Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN. Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner? Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN-- Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie? Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back... Libra: Passively plotting your demise. Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye! 79,516 notes reblogged from fullymartin originally posted by hear-me-rory posted on June 11, 2012
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